Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Whoa Daddy!

Que the Pointer Sisters background...

"I'm so excited"

"I just can't hide it"

"oh, oh, oh, oh"

We went to the Baby Girl and Wife's doctor, and the report is that everything is on track with mom and daughter. I've been to most of the doctor appointments, but for some reason this one left me about to burst with excitement.

Maybe it's because guys tend to be more visual than the ladies, but for the first time I felt very focused excitment about the coming birth. I can't wait to see her and touch her. I can't wait to play dress up with Baby Girl and Wife -- "did I say that out loud?" Hmm... Well I suppose I am just a typical smitten Dad.

Anyway, just thought I'd let you know.

"Welp see ya later"

-- Dad

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

That's so funny, I wish you were here.

Lately, I've been fighting a head cold like a ninja. Thanks to Wife's good medical advise, I have taken a daily concoction of Sudafed and Mucinex, then a nightly dose of Nyquil.

Call me a weanie or whatever, but my opinion is that Nyquil should be banned in 48 states on account of its buzz. Wow its great stuff!

Last night I was having some really good sleep. I'm talking about the kind of sleep that you get when a tornado could rip off your roof and you'd still keep on dreamin' like the Beach Boys.

Well, in the middle of the night, Amy hit me and said, "Husband, are you okay? What are you doing?"

I sleepily responded, "I'm just laughing". Then went back to sleep.

There's now way she could understand... The dream was hallirious -- at least to me. So, your probably wondering what dream could be so funny it would cause one to laugh out loud even in deep sleep. Well, I was at one of those rodeos for little kids. You know, the ones where a five year old chases a sheep with a rope and lasso. You know what I'm talking about. Right? Funny, huh? If that's not enough, there was an adult there and one big bull in the ring along with all the kids. Then the man lasso-ed the bull and once he got the bull on its back, he grabbed both of his hands in a fist and came down on the bull like a move from Mortal Kombat II. That's wacky stuff.

You can't get that naturally, you gotta have the Nyquil for those dreams.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

"Safety" Razor Update

Alrighty, so it's been about a week since I bought the safety razor. Remember the word "safety" is a loose term when it comes to scraping off the top layer of your epidermis with a blade. Hmm.

Anyway, the shaving has become much better! Actually, the last few shaves have been the best ever. That's right the best ever while using old techonlogy. Who would have figured?