Water Restrictions

Please rain. Hurry! Please...

I wish it would rain -- I'm starting to believe in global warming. Just kidding. In the Big-Ham, we are in a severe drought even though it rained yesterday. For the last few weeks, I have been reusing bath water for plants. I even spit on one of my hydrangeas for five minutes yesterday. My cheeks are kind of tired now.

Anyway, the hydrangea was thankful for the H2O, but as soon as I turned around called a civil rights attorney becuase it was offended. Hmm...

It's so dry in my back yard, I saw a iguana yesterday -- maybe a squirel, but who's counting.

Thanks for reading my drought thoughts.