Questions about God.

Toddler O: Dad, do you like Auburn and Georgia?
Me: Yes.
O: Do you like Alabama?
Me: Well... The people who are Alabama fans are nice, but I don't pull for Alabama.
O: Okay.
Me: You know, you can pull for whoever you want... But, Mommy and Daddy are Auburn fans so that might be most convenient.
O: Is God an Auburn fan?
Me: What?
O: Is GOD and Auburn fan?
Me: Probably so.
O: Is He a Georgia fan?
Me: I'm sure he is.
O: Is He an Alabama fan?
Me: Well... You know, I bet he is probably a fan of theirs too.

On the topic of God. Toddler O, asked Hot Wife about His communication with us;

Toddler O: Mommy, does God have a cell phone?
Hot Wife: Hmm... That's a good question for Pastor Reeder.